I have driven all over Spain and it never ceases to amaze me how some signs and advertisements are a bit well, translated wrong.

Or maybe not.

I’m used to the commercials showing some nudity, and the blatant description of condom use on TV. None of it is a bad thing as every culture has its own ways. They say we are somewhat uptight in the US; very tight dresses and large amounts of cleavage are not shown by the anchors on the news, at least not that I have ever seen.

Naked beaches do exist in the world but seems there is no sign that says “designated nude beaches” that I can find here. However, no sign is needed. Naked is ok on every beach I’ve been to so far. So feel free to be you! But it won’t be me.

On a side note, I don’t know, I think snorkeling with your wee wee out can’t be a good idea. There are large fish out there, and I’ve even seen some really big barracuda. Should a guy take the chance?

I was a scuba diver for years, and not once did I see a naked diver.

Personally, I don’t care except sometimes I don’t want to see baby hueys rubbing lotion on their netherlands anymore, it’s too much.

Anyway, I digress,

Here are a few things I’ve seen that well, there is nothing I can say.