5 times? the clock is ticking

It’s a beautiful sunny day here in Albatera…I jumped up this morning and made myself coffee ..mopped and cleaned a bit…. Then time for my town hall appt: incredibly, my 4 th appt… I grab my worn out folder and passport in case they lost anything from my previous 3 appts… As well, anything can happen…I have a paper to pick up a paper…the famous “certificado ayuntamiento” that must be shown to the police in 10 days to get my ID…I have it in my hot little hands, ready Freddy I think… The lady says hola, and I hand her my paper -to-get a paper form..she starts looking me up…she grabs a huge folder…I see a  stack of certificates next to her. It looked like 100s of them… I must be in there I’m thinking,my certificate for sure…I watched as the lady sifted through them .. she stares at the stack, the computer, the stack, the computer, and mumbles something in Spanish…this is bad, when they start mumbling with “senorita”  I’m in for a problem…. She can’t find me..  I’m ready to walk behind the desk and help her… Another  employee gets up and miraculously finds my certificate in another pile on his desk . Phew now we are cooking Im thinking…but I breathed to soon ..but more mumbling… Now ..Here comes   a 3 Rd employee…and I pull my phone out, .. Google translate….then one employee says .. other people are not off…bla bla..I’m like wait: espero Yo fue aquí semana pasada…(I was her last week)  with the owner,  last time!… I speed-dial the owner…. He gets on and the man explained to him no Padrón for CHIFFON until other (previous renters) are off . As he’s the owner it’s his job to get them off the roster ..  or get the previous renters back in there to do it So….. another snag…..after much discussion with the owner, apparently the previous renters finally went in to get off the roster so I can be put on .. but but but, they don’t have their proper paperwork and are coming back.. oh holy Hell…. I then say my police appt for my ID is in 10 dias!!! And my Visa expires on Dec 31… Holy shit Batman..not getting that  Padrón is getting dangerously close to creating an emergency…
I want to say where are those ppl? Are they native Spaniards? Don’t they know how to do their paperwork right? they live here! I’m the foreigner! In broken English, the man said it’s ok, next week it will be solved. …..Really? On appt #5? Do you really think the previous renters will get it right this time?She hands me back my dog-eared worn paper to pick-up-a-paper form. .. So I’m handed another appt for next Monday…What can I do? Nothing. It’s too early to drink. I sit down at a cafe and order tostada with tuna and tomato, coffee… The church bells ring it’s noon ..I only hope the appts stop at 5… Not 12..Pray for me…

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I am a nurse, divorced, and love travel. I climb stairs with a bunch of friends and I’m the Captain of a stair team called Tower of Power. I’m also a cancer survivor. I had anal cancer and before you think something rude… I was married 21 years to an asshole.  That’s why I got ass cancer. that the story and I’m sticking to it. Ive been to 80 countries and plan on another 50, God willing….

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Hola, I’m Chif.

This blog is about how I changed my life.  I moved to Spain at 58 for 2 years to teach kids English. After divorce and cancer it was time to do something different and I did. I left a good job and health insurance and no, I didn’t know any Spanish either.  But I did it and learned how to move to another country and deal with ex-pat adaption hell, but then due to “aging out at age 60” I had to go… go figure! So I  had to move back to the US to go through a different kind of re-pat, re-integration hell.

So  I sit here wondering: Whose f***ing idea was this anyway? Mine, all mine. So here is my story, one painful step at a time, then and now.  Just so you know I’ve been to 80 countries over the years as I have no kids and no man to get in my way. So enjoy my travel stories as I continue to come up with crazy F***ing ideas.

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I am a nurse, divorced, and love travel. I climb stairs with a bunch of friends and I’m the Captain of a stair team called Tower of Power. I’m also a cancer survivor. I had anal cancer and before you think something rude… I was married 21 years to an asshole.  That’s why I got ass cancer. that the story and I’m sticking to it. Ive been to 80 countries and plan on another 50, God willing….

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