Ass Backwards

The official definition of Ass backward is doing something in a manner incongruously or preposterously counter to what is customary, probable, or feasible. Ever get to the gym and see you have your workout shorts on backward? Or the tag on your shirt is outside and you find out later no one ever told you? […]

A sock is worth a million words

Since I’ve been here I sometimes have really great moments. And other times I don’t know why I’m here. Today, I got my sock back. I know sometimes I’m as dumb as a rock but I discovered something in my own building this week. What floor do I really live on, and how to get […]